in retrospect…

Ciao, sweetie…

do you remember who Eddie Gil is?? if you are old enough to remember, Gil, a known Ferdinand Marcos loyalist, run for the 2004 presidentail elections, supposedly an international banker and purportedly a billionaire?? still doesn’t ring a bell?? ok, for the clincher… he was the one who promised that he will make every Filipino a millionaire and that he will pay the country’s debts which amounts to trillions of dollars out of his own pocket!! [heard in the background: ahhhh, ok, now i remember him...] yes, that Eddie Gil…

one more bit of trivia: he was the one who recorded that atrocious song, Pelukang Itim and made a film out of it, too…

anyway, in 2005, he was sued by the COMELEC for falsification of public documents, and right after, went to the US to maybe to hide from authorities… and now, he is reportedly going around the world, and that he is only waiting for the right time to come back and implement his plans of getting the Philippine economy up… he already has the plans laid out, and the only thing missing is the correct implementation, according to him…

can you believe this guy?? if you do, have you got your head straight??

Ciao, sweetie…

having sex IN a car!! that’s what!!

and for this to happen, you need to unbuckle your seatbelt, you may or may not turn off the engine, have a partner [of course], and your copy of Carma Sutra, The Auto-Erotic Handbook by Alex Games…

info from AutoBlog:

Carma Sutra’s 82 pages cover just about every conceivable concept of conceiving in a car. It covers the basics like avoiding gearshifts and seatbelts, but also goes into detail about the best (Lincoln Town Car, Volvo V70) and worst (Honda Insight, Ford GT) cars for these sorts of things. It doesn’t merely offer lists of cars, it gives detailed instructions on what goes where with helpful, easy to follow diagrams.

ok, this will work only if your vehicle is either an SUV or a sedan, but never on a compact… i wonder how we will fare in our Vios?? sweeetiiiieeeee…

obligatory link: liposuction Los Angeles

Ciao, sweetie…

is having a Bugatti Veyron which can go up to 407 kph [even faster than an F1 racer]… yeah…

any guy who can view this video of a car going at 407kph and doesn’t freak out and cling to their momma’s underpants skirts is simply a freak… and a momma’s boy… or stupid… or all 3… or… whatever… well, you know what i mean… hehehe…

and this guy [probably out to impress his girlfriend] made a racetrack out of a garage bay and, well, he impressed her alright…

and finally, this girl can put any circus acts to shame… i’d like one of these for myself…

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Ciao, sweetie…

…with chocolate??

again, with CNET TV…

an ice-cream vending company, Moo Bella, which dispenses ice-cream out of a vending machine… then again, that is not very innovative, but for the fact that the vending machine “scoops out” in 12 different flavors of ice cream… much like Linux, huh??

and the way the guy being interviewed described their product being “innovative, multi-patented, and an industry-disruptive system”, you might think that he is describing Linux… what??

and try these buzzwords he threw in the meantime on for size:

• on demand
• custom-made
• modular design
• variety of additional variations

nice!!

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Ciao, sweetie…

what?? this early??

apparently, Tom Merritt of CNET TV already have 5 of them… there’ll sure be more in the months to come…

Bill Gates must be turning in his grave already… oh wait, he’s not dead yet… *groan* ok, he must just be experiencing a New Jersey hair loss, then…

Ciao, sweetie…

this is sweet…

according to todays news, Manny Pacquiao is now having second thoughts whether he’d push through with his intentions of running for congressman of his home province… this is because when he went to one of his sorties in his hometown, he was coldly received by fans who, previously, were screaming simply by the sight of him… hahahaha… that is really so sweet…

so, do you believe us now?? you are a boxer, and a boxer you should stay… don’t ever go into politics if you want to maintain your popularity, Manny boy…

according to Makati mayor Jejomar Binay:

boss, Congress yan… ano naman gagawin mo sa Congress??

but he is still not closing his doors in running for Congress… he said that, anyway, he has less time left for him to file his candidacy since he is bound for the US to train for his fight in May…

suggestion, Pareng Manny?? leave the politics to trapos and concentrate on your chosen craft instead… ok??

running for Congress at this point is like doing a Neil Crespi…

Ciao, sweetie…

interesting news scattered around the web…

that’s democratic for you!! Senegalese president Abdoulaye Wade faced off with 14 other candidates in the Senegal presidential elections today… who won?? hopefully the people…

but 14 other candidates?? that must have been spreading the voting numbers too thin…

men not allowed… in a move to strictly enforce segregation between men and women in public, the Iranian government plans a female-only island to boost tourism in a northwest province…

“There will be no men on the Arezou (Wish) island. Public transport, restaurants and other facilities will be staffed only by women,” a municipality official identified only as Aghai said.

Basic Instinct 2 Stoned… even Sharon Stone baring her body cannot save Basic Instinct 2 being razzed in the recently held Razzie Awards and given the award Worst Picture of the Year winning [or losing out, however you look at it] over Nicholas Cage’s The Wicker Man…

“Instinct 2″ — known to Razzie organizers as “Basically, It Stinks, Too” — won four awards overall, including worst screenplay, worst prequel or sequel and worst actress for Stone, who was mocked for her poorly presented physical assets as well as her performance.

and finally…

teacher assaulted over iPod… call to all teachers out there… before confiscating iPods being used in your respective classes, make sure that you can take them students on before you do…

two students of a Germantown, PA school were arrested on Friday for assaulting their 60-year-old teacher Frank Burd, who confiscated it from a 14-year-old who was using it in his class. The kid returned later with an 11th grader, and they pushed Burd up against a locker, breaking his neck in two places.

maybe the teacher should have gotten a San Diego personal training to beef up his muscles… but then again, he is already 60 years old… those students make me sick…

Ciao, sweetie…

…or for those who haven’t yet, maybe you can use your blog now to make money?? enough money to get that hair trimmed the way you like it, or get that cellphone you’ve long been pining for, or maybe even that San Diego used BMW with enough left to ship it over??

bakit kaya puro babae lang ang naglalaro sa all women badminton tournament??

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on March 8, 2007, women from all over the world will celebrate the International Women’s Day 2007, but Accenture Philippines decided to celebrate it earlier with a badminton tournament over at Yonex Badminton Court…

all kinds and types of women came, not necessarily for the tournament or to vie for the trophies and medals at stake, but more so to celebrate their womenhood… there were short and tall, fat and thin women, married and singles, all kinds, really… and since i love women capturing images of people on camera [and the fact that my wife was playing], i went to celebrate with them…

beautiful women came in droves to the All Women Badminton Tournament like they just came from a Miami plastic surgery [of course, they didn't] and played their hearts out, and when all the games have been played and all the trophies and medals awarded, they went home with smiles on their faces…

the International Women’s Day started in 1908, and since then, more and more countries are acknowledging it as an official holiday…

The new millennium has witnessed a significant change and attitudinal shift in both women’s and society’s thoughts about women’s equality and emancipation. Many from a younger generation feel that ‘all the battles have been won for women’ while many feminists from the 1970’s know only too well the longevity and ingrained complexity of patriarchy. With more women in the boardroom, greater equality in legislative rights, and an increased critical mass of women’s visibility as impressive role models in every aspect of life, one could think that women have gained true equality. The unfortunate fact is that women are still not paid equally to that of their male counterparts, women still are not present in equal numbers in business or politics, and globally women’s education, health and the violence against them is worse than that of men.

let us all, male and female together, celebrate March 8…

Ciao, sweetie…